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Old Jun 02, 2010, 06:32 PM // 18:32   #1
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Default Corrupt Wish, Part 1
Someone makes a wish, and then the next person grants their wish with a negative twist that would make the person wish he didn't have his wish granted.

For example:

Person 1 - I wish for a computer.
Person 2 - Granted. But its windows 95 and has a virus. I wish for a car..
Person 3 - Granted. Too bad you don't have a license. I wish... etc., etc.


1st wish:

I wish i was Immortal!
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 06:38 PM // 18:38   #2
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Though there is no one left on earth to share your immortality with. Harr the Jehova will be right D:<

I wish EZ would not Ninja me in Q&A.
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 06:39 PM // 18:39   #3
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Boom! You're immortal, and you wind up alone, on Mars, with no one to share your immortality with, and no TV, Internet, or radio...

I wish I had a ham sammich!
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 06:40 PM // 18:40   #4
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granted, the ham is spoiled though

i wish Tommy would draw me a free artwork
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 06:57 PM // 18:57   #5
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I will draw you a free artwork, but the shipingcosts are 100k.

I wish I could summon rabbits!
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 06:59 PM // 18:59   #6
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You can summon rabbits. Then they multiply...and multiply...and multiply...

I wish I had a brand new computer...
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #7
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granted, but you have no software installed.

i wish i wasn't at work.

editz: ninja'd tommy again!
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #8
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You have a computer of a new brand. The brand doesn't know anything about computers and it crashes at the boot.

I wish I could summon trees (ha thoes can't multiply like rabbits! )
Damn EZ Ninja'd me again.

You are not at work, you are at home, with your wife and 5 kids.

I wish EZ stopped Ninjaing me.
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 07:04 PM // 19:04   #9
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i stop ninja'ing you, but only for a few seconds

i wish that i was a grotto attendant.
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 07:07 PM // 19:07   #10
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You are a Grotto Attendant, and now everyone envies you so much, everyone hates you, and you have no friends left, and you will die alone.

I wish I had a + behind my name in the Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread like EZ has D:
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 07:22 PM // 19:22   #11
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you do have a little plus behind your name because we are friends on forums , too bad you can't see ift for yourself ;-)

i wish that posts in Off Topic counted as +1 to post count.
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 07:25 PM // 19:25   #12
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They do, and now you become Grotto's Attendant, and everyone hates you for it, and you die alone (starting to sound familiar )

I wish I had more friends.
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granted, but they are not loyal to you.

i wish tommy wouldn't be so brutal with his wish granting
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 07:43 PM // 19:43   #14
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Your wish will be granted, I will be more brutal

I wish I could corrupt my own wishes, because my corruptions are way more corrupted then EZ's corruptions.
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 07:50 PM // 19:50   #15
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wish granted, you will just have to pm me your corruptions though so that i may post them and take all the credit for being uber corrupted.

i wish that more people would post in this thread than just Tommy
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 07:52 PM // 19:52   #16
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Your wish will be granted. The people joining in will be even worse then I am

I wish EZ loved me for who I am and did not wish for other people then me.
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 07:52 PM // 19:52   #17
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Your wish comes true!

And, due to the sheer level of corruption coming from you, the world is forevermore enclosed in a dank, smelly, fuggy pall of corruption.

Gee! I wish I could get a screen shot of all that corruption...
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 07:56 PM // 19:56   #18
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I would corrupt people so much they did this

http://www2.skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/89/01.jpg - NSFW Lol

I wish nobody asked me where I found that picture
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 07:58 PM // 19:58   #19
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your wish is granted, everyone knows that you look at that type of stuff all the time and it is common for you to come across it.

i wish that there was no corruption in this world.
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Old Jun 02, 2010, 08:00 PM // 20:00   #20
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Your wish is granted! Though what I did not tell you is that I was lieing (the corrupted bastard I am) and that I can not fulfill wishes at all!

I wish someone elsed helped my spam this thread as I want to do some other stuff today aswell.
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